Glossybox : The Harrods Edition

Let me prefix this post with saying after I opened my box I immediately canceled my subscription to Glossybox. I canceled Carmine a while ago (student funds) and decided I'd wait for this "oh so exciting, totally amazing, special edition".

I'm utterly disappointed and very unimpressed. However, on with the show.

So as per usual with Glossybox when it's a "special occasion" we have a different colour box. This month's was white and inside was black...

So the first thing was Versace Vanitas in quite literally the cutest bottle I've ever seen. It was a very good sized tester, now this I like! It smells amazing! It is quite an older scent but still quite sweet and I'm sure it costs the moon and back but if I ever find myself rather rich (or in the possession of a rich man) I may look into purchasing it). 

Oh look.... more body butter... I'm so smooth I make babies look like dried up old prunes. However, I will give it to this that it smells amazing! I do love the smell of oranges!

Piss off Glossybox! I do not need any more products to stop my skin sagging or to prevent and or cure my wrinkles! But if I did I would be settled for with all the creams you lot have been piling onto me :| NO MORE I TELL YOU!!!

Right, I appreciate it's Lancôme yaaaay :| but on the other hand... I freaking hate lipgloss. Now I do know that this is in no way Glossybox's fault. I therefore do not hold them accountable for this gross mistake :P

I'm as firm as a ripe pear! I'm so firm because of these bloody creams I can hardly move.... Okay slight over-statement but still... We had Clarins recently didn't we?

 Is it just me?

Am I being a bitch to the lovely Glossybox people? I don't know...

Let me know xxx